Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Luckiest Man Alive Wins Super Bowl Tickets for Life
This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron
Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.
Student Who Perfectly Shut Down Library Protesters Is a Living God
This guy likes to do things by the book.
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on Train
It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote Control
Changing the channel has never been so costly.
Woman Busted Shoplifting IKEA Frying Pan in Leggings
This woman is going to fry for this.