Ladies, we really have to say something to you. We're sorry. On behalf of all men, we apologize for the terrible ways we try to hit on you. Seriously, has any cheesy pickup line ever actually worked?

We decided to think of some pickup lines that could be unique to Wichita Falls. You aren't going to be hitting on any women in Lawton, Dallas, or anywhere else with these babies!

Check out the video above where Drew decides to ruin any chance of him ever getting a date again and tries out some of the worst Wichita Falls pickup lines imaginable.

Thanks to our friends at Wild Bills at 1415 Old Iowa Park Rd in Wichita Falls for letting us use their bar to shoot the video, and giving Drew a few shots of liquid courage to make it happen.