Well it looks like the creepy guy from High School somehow landed a job at UPS. I'll let you know what led me to that assumption in today's edition of the "News of the WTF?". I've also got a story about an extremely intelligent sumbitch that blew the 70 grand that magically appeared in his bank account during an epic spending spree and for some reason a guy in Israel had a problem with his wife owning 550 cats.