Please save your urine for possible use later, we've got news on water restrictions and more after the jump.

I was going to quote the "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" to set this Abilene bit up, but it seemed stupidly exclusive, so just please listen.

We're killing bees and growing tumors.

We've got some spider problems. You too? Please share.

So that's what we had going on today, what are you doing? Oh really? That's disgusting. Anyways write something below. NOW!