Top 18 Signs You Are a Pot Head
Today is April 20th, also known as 4/20. And if that means anything to you, this list is for you.
Here are the Top Signs You're a Pothead.
- 1
You own three Bob Marley T-shirts, but you can't name a single one of his songs.
- 2
You've spent the past six hours telling the story of the time you met the drummer from Phish's cousin.
- 3
In the middle of eating a box of Nilla Wafers you start thinking what a weird word "Nilla" is.
- 4
You're still giggling about a Seth Rogen movie you saw six months ago.
- 5
The crap Paula Deen cooks looks AMAZING to you.
- 6
You know what oxygen tastes like.
- 7
You think this list is about you because we've been watching you. Don't you? DON'T YOU?
- 8
You wear a shark tooth necklace and . . . No, that's it, actually.
- 9
You just got into a fistfight with some ignorant a-hole who tried to claim regular Frisbee was just as good as Ultimate Frisbee.
- 10
You're the only one at Thanksgiving who has something to talk about with that one weird uncle who lives in a van.
- 11
You just wrote an angry letter to the Pulitzer Prize board for overlooking a riveting article in "High Times" about how to make a bong out of an apple.
- 12
You're a morning radio DJ who gets off work at 10:00 AM and has to find SOMETHING to fill the rest of his day.
- 13
The only thing in life you know for sure is that no one could POSSIBLY get sick of you spending every waking second quoting lines from "Friday".
- 14
When a friend asks for the time and you tell him it's 4:20, you're pretty sure he's legally required to give you a high-five and a bong hit.
- 15
You honestly don't see how being a white kid with filthy dreads and a Jamaica bumper sticker on your BMW makes you a poseur.
- 16
You think the key to pulling chicks is staring at them with sexy bloodshot eyes, then giving them a whiff of the aromatic, skunky smell that follows you around 24/7.
- 17
When your friend tells you his water pipe has burst you're relieved to find out he's just talking about the plumbing.
- 18
You're more embarrassed about your low score in "Call of Duty" than you are about still living with your mom.