This Kid Really Loves Bacon
Just like our fellow testosterone-sweating, meat-loving friend Ron Swanson, weâre big fans of bacon. To put our love for the greasy snack into perspective, learning about the horrific pending bacon shortage sent us into a minor panic attack, but itâs difficult to fully encompass our feelings for the meat strips. Luckily, a bacon-loving middle-schooler has done that for us.
This sixth grader took the most genius route to practicing basic sentence structures– the bacon route. In what sounds like a sincere love letter to the stuff, the student perfectly puts our own emotions into words: âAmazing bacon in my mouth.â There you have it, folks. It’s that simple!
After reading other fantastically-structured sentences like âBacon is very steamyâ and âHappily I ate every single strip of bacon,â weâre giving the student an honorary A+++. Weâre also 99% sure this kid would even make Mr. Swanson shed a tear of bacon grease.