Not that it's anything unusual for a bunch of Canadian dudes to get drunk and raise a little hell, but going as far as to put wheels and a lawnmower motor on a picnic table and then taking it for a joyride is nothing less than epic. I have that story along with a look at a dentist with an unusual ritual involving a unicycle (and possibly some of those good drugs available to 'em) and I honestly have to give a tiny bit of credit to a woman who accused her twin that never existed of carrying out her dirty deeds in today's "News of the WTF?".