The Mayo Heist, Our Latest “Mother of the Year” Candidate and a Giant Scrotum – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]

For some reason, someone decided to steal 93 pounds of mayonnaise and I've got the story for you in today's "News of the WTF?". Along with that I have the lowdown on a woman who got totally awesome last week in Houston (except for one tiny detail) and I ponder why anyone would be content with a scrotum the size of a friggin' watermelon.