Okay so I'm a little late getting this posted on the site - my bad. In the latest version of "make fun of others' misfortunes" aka the "News of the WTF?" I showcase the genius of Paula Deen's recipe for English Peas and wonder why I didn't think of it. I'll tell you a story about a judge with "no shame in his game" and I expose the dairy cow that sets off the rise of the cattle.