It's official - Chuck Norris is no longer the baddest mofo on the planet. Instead, it's a 55-year-old Nepalese dude that exacted revenge on a cobra that bit him by biting the snake to death and I tell you the story in my latest "News of the WTF?".

I also have some advice for a guy who repeatedly gets robbed by a woman who promises sex right before she takes off with his money and I fill you in on a credit card thief who has to be the most loyal 7-Eleven customer on the planet.