With cases of West Nile Virus increasing here in Texas it's easy for me to sympathize with people freakin' out when they get bit by a mosquito. Man those things might as well be venomous as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, peeps here in the Lone Star State are calling 911 when they get bit, causing the lines to clog and I tell you all about it in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also pass along the story of a feller who got arrested for trying to live out his fantasy by calling 911 to solicit sex from a female cop and an Australian couple (of course) gets fined for loud, marathon sex.