Texas Lawyer Has the Most Over the Top Commercial Ever [VIDEO]

If Michael Bay were directing crappy commercials, it would look something like this. 

Let me introduce you to, BRIAN WILSON, THE TEXAS LAWHAWK. Seriously, I think I am only allowed to type his name in all caps. If cheesy lawyer commercials are your thing, you will love this guy. Seriously, he makes Brian Loncar look like a huge wimp.

I guess this guy specializes in DUI cases. So I guess if you ever have that problem, call up the LAWHAWK. Great, I now have the sound of that bird screeching stuck in my head.