I am going to just throw this statement out there, I am the biggest Baltimore Orioles fan in Wichita Falls. I had some broken bobble heads and it was time to finally let them die.
The stuff you find while cleaning out your house. For instance, a coffee mug your ex made for you to commemorate your trip to Disney World. Don't think I need this in my life anymore.
"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of s*** out the window" Samir from 'Office Space'.
You know what's crazy? This wasn't even all of the tequila I drank last year. I only had room to display four bottles, I probably had about ten of these.
Summer is right around the corner and a some fresh fruit always taste good on a hot summer day. However, it's not blistering hot outside in Wichita Falls yet, so we threw the melon off the World's Littlest Skyscraper.