Smokin' Poll

It can be tough to be in Texas sometimes.  The dust can choke you out and the heat can fry your buns.  Sometimes all the “nothing” can be a bit much.  The problem is, you love your friends, family, job and even the people you meet on the street.  If you could move it all to another location, where would you go? More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

Some of us are spoiled and have had an opportunity to interact with some of the more exotic animals. Other people never really get a chance to get close. Ownership brings up a whole new set of problems. So let’s just say that a regular zoo would let you pet animal you want with no harm to you or the animal, “What Animal Would You Like To Pet”? More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the

It could be a mixed drink, it could be a medicine, but every once in a while you have to slam something down that isn’t the best tasting stuff.  Why did you drink it and what was it? Tell us “What’s the Worst Tasting Thing You’ve Ever Drank”? More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

It’s on you if you answer this question.  In fact, unless you’re really clever, we recommend you don’t answer.  We’re just throwing it out there and seeing what comes back.  Once again, if you dare, “Would You Rather Your Significant Other Gain 20 I.Q. Points, or Loose 20 Pounds?” More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

The world is on first with the question: Did Jennifer Lopez have a nip-slip at the Oscars?  We think it’s a little debatable.  Anyways, everybody enjoys a little “peek” at the goods every now and then.  Maybe you ladies wouldn’t mind a quick look at some hot buns or something.  So if you had your choice, “Who Do You Wish Would Have A Wardrobe Malfunction”? More general info about the Smokin’ Poll

Some people just “hit it and quit it”, but a lot of people will check messages, read, or play Angry Birds while on the can.  What about you?  Do you get some extracurriculars done while doing the doo?  Yeah, it’s unsanitary, but it happens, so tell us “How Much Multi-Tasking Do You Do On The Can?” More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

We’re leaving this one pretty much wide open.  Have you read a fairy tale, book, comic book, or even played a video game with a storyline that would make a good movie?  We’d like you to play big Hollywood producer and tell us “What Story Do You Think Would Make A Good Movie? More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

No cheatin’!  The minute you read this, reach into your front left pocket and tell us what you come up with.  If you don’t have a pocket or aren’t wearing pants, then just write that.  Most people keep what little stuff they have in their right hand pocket, so this could be interesting or a total bust, but tell us “What’s in your front left hand pocket right now”?

It’s a simply question, but it comes from the heart.  We don’t wake up looking to ruin someones day.  We just go for the laughs and let the chips fall where we may.  We also realize that since we’re exposed to so much ourselves that we may “go to far” on occasion.  So the questions is pure and from the heart: “Have we offended you lately”? More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

Let’s say every band you love broke up on the same day (tear).  You are then the manager in charge of putting together a band of superstars, who would  you choose?  Vocals, Drums, Bass, Guitar, and whatever?  Look at it like a game of fantasy football, but with rock stars.  So, “Who Would Be the Players In Your Dream Band?” More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.

Do you calculate a tip?  Do you just throw whatever you have left on the table?  Do you really change your tip that much based on the quality of the server?  If you’re drinking do you tip with each drink or only at the end of the night?  There’s a lot questions when it comes to tipping, which ones do you feel strongly about.  So tell us “What rules do you use when tipping?” More general info about

Dreams, we like to say, is your minds way of saying your brain sucks.  No, not really.  Dreams are supposed to be your brain just processing the days information or something.  Who the hell made us dream experts?  Anyways you’re answer doesn’t need to be long if you don’t want it to be, just something like “monkeys were chasing me”….or whatever.  So “What Happened In Your Last Bad Dream”. More gen