I get it. Not everyone grew up on Star Wars like I did but I'm still trying to come to grips with the fact that a) I'm gettin' old and b) this dude never heard a whisper as to what the whole Star Wars thing is about.

Thinking back to the fateful moment in which seven-year-old me realized that the last sumbitch I would've ever expected to be Luke Skywalker's dad was in fact, his dad, I can't remember my exact reaction but I do recall not wanting to believing it. One thing that is for sure is that my reaction wasn't nearly as NSFW as this guy's.