I've actually witnessed some women doing Zumba and it is some seriously sexy business. What is not sexy is a bunch of overweight men dressed as Santa Claus doing Zumba and yes it happened and yes, I have the story in today's "News of the WTF?".

Aside from that sight you cannot unsee, I get you details on one ball-trippin' sumbitch that dressed up as a goat and carried on with a herd of 'em in the mountains of Utah and I'll tell you all about a plan by city officials in the Ukraine to keep pigeons from crapping all over a statue.