I taught myself to like sushi.  Now that I like sushi comes the “threats” that come with eating sushi.  You could literally eat yourself retarded or end up with a giant worm coming out of one or more of your holes.  More after the jump.

Sushi is one cold food that’s on the ‘hot seat’ these days.  You see, when you don’t cook something, all kinds of things can come into play….INCLUDING WORMS THAT WILL EAT YOUR INTESTINES.  I personally think the previous sentence was the single most called for use of capitalization since “Thou Shall Not Kill”.  Here’s the story:

Could you imagine being around a $30,000 trophy?  Okay, could you imagine tripping and shattering that trophy into a million pieces?  I hope this players dad has good insurance.

I personally find it sad that the U.S. has discontinued the space shuttle program.  It’s costly for sure, but what kind of price can you put on national pride?  Anyways here’s one final “You Kick Ass” for the shuttle