Putting the Metal in Black Friday
It’s Black Metal Friday so why not enjoy some tunes from the boys in corpsepaint as you reflect back on the madness.
'Battles in the North'
Considering the fact that we're in North America and many battles will be fought on this day, it's only fitting that I lead off the playlist with this classic from my favorite Black Metal band.
'A Grand Declaration of War'
You gotta draw your lines in the sand early and when it comes to Black Friday, show people you mean business with a preemptive attack.
I realize Black Friday starts on Thanksgiving night in a lot of places, but I like to listen to this tune and imagine all Hell breaking loose at midnight when they open the doors at some big box store.
You can bet your ass that blood will be spilled by dawn on Black Friday and since there's actually people who are willing to give it up to save a few bucks on a TV, let's crank some Marduk.
'I Wait in Hell'
There is no more fitting song to describe the angst I would feel knowing that after 12 hours spent freezing my ass off in line, there is zero guarantee that I'll get the one thing I came for.