If you want to walk around naked in Texas and not get arrested, why not stay at one of these lovely nudist destinations?

Turns out there are actually some nudist destinations not too far away from us here in Wichita Falls. Like in Decatur. I thought Decatur was just one huge speed trap. Turns out they love to be nude as well.

Places to Be Nude Right Here in Texas Below: 

1. Chaparral Resort Bed and Breakfast
Address: (Address given upon reservation), Weatherford, Texas 76087
Phone: (817) 594-0210

2. Hippie Hallow Park
Address: 7000 Comanche Trail, Austin, TX 78732
Contact: info11@hippiehollow.com

3. The Armadillo Resort 
Address: 400 Perkins Road, Poolville TX 76487
Phone: (817) 599-6833

4. Pondarosa Resorts, Inc.
Address: 32891 TX-64, Wills Point, TX 75169
Phone: (903) 865-1104

5. Emerald Lake Naturist Resort
Address: 23198 Loop 494, Porter, TX 77365
Phone: (281) 354-0497

6. Wildwood Naturist's Resort
Address: 241 Private Road 1179, Decatur, TX 76234
Phone: (940) 627-2280

7. Live Oak Resort
Address: 9751 Lone Star Rd., Washington, TX 77880
Phone: (936) 878-2216

8. Lone Star Resort
Address: 3206 County Road 325, Navasota, TX 77868
Phone: (936) 825-0225

9. Bluebonnet Nudist Park
Address: 699 CR 1180, Alvord, TX 76225
Phone: 940-627-2313

Walking around naked in public isn't really my thing, but whatever floats your boat is cool with me. Just don't go walking around naked down the middle of Kemp, nobody wants to see that.