When you really want to get a new toy, you really want to get a new toy. A guy in Ohio decided that he wanted a new toy, so he stole a semi truck, drove it into a sex shop, and took off with an $800 sex toy.

It happened Monday night, and the perpetrator is still at large. At around 2am, he drove the semi into the back of the building, then chose his loot and took off on foot. The toy in question? A life-like doll.

Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time that particular shop has had a robbery like this. In 2009, a man drove a car into the business and took off with a toy as well.

So I have to ask, when is a man so desperate that he needs to steal a semi truck to get the doll? What ever happened to downloading porn? Am I missing something?

Read more about the moron who apparently can’t get laid here.