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Show your allegiance to country and the Cowboys with this decked out American flag. If this flag flies in front of your home, you are most certainly a friend of mine. We should probably drink beer together.

So you're a foosball and a football fan, huh? Kicking someone's ass in table soccer is cool...but it's sooo much cooler when you do it on a foosball table that represents the pride of Dallas, Texas.

The goal of every man should be to have a sanctuary he can call his own. A place where you can build a couch pillow fort and hang a sign on the door that says 'No Girls Allowed'. There will be a lot of football watched in this sanctuary so make sure there's no confusion as to where your loyalties lie. This 'Man Cave' sign should do the trick.

If you're gonna go for it - you might as well go balls out. God himself (a.k.a. Tom Landry) would certainly endorse the use of this vehicle.

I'll be damned if my kids aren't gonna be Cowboy fans. To be sure of this, I'll indoctrinate them in the ways of the star by dressing them up in outfits that have zero significance to them at such a young age. This has to be done.