Jerry Jones Brain Scan

Next time you're yelling at the television "What the hell is Jerry Jones thinking?!" He wants you to know his brain is in perfect shape.

Now someone in the Dallas media found out Jerry Jones got a brain CT scan and honestly we would all want to know the results. “I’ve been told that I have, by [CT Scans], that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”

Jones is at the nerve center of the Cowboys, from top to bottom, and he has shown no signs of slowing down. Age apparently is no matter for the man who recently said that Tony Romo (who is 33) has an offensive mind on par with Saints head coach (and former Cowboys assistant) Sean Payton, who is 49. Jones green-lit the acquisition of defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin, who is a venerable 73. The Dallas Cowboys play the final preseason game against the Texans tonight at 7.

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