Of course the Japanese use aerobic videos to teach people to communicate such important things as having a bad case of the Hershey squirts in English. Every country should employ such educational tactics as scantily-clad women making odd movements in unison while chanting something as sexy as "I have a bad case of diarrhea" because that's the only way you can keep a man's attention for more than eight seconds.

And let's be honest with ourselves in that simply asking "Where is your bathroom?" is boring as hell and doesn't communicate the urgency of having to take a mean sh*t.

Kudos to the Japanese for once again proving their superiority when it comes to education.