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Find Out How Much Money You Owe Your Mom for Giving Birth to You

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This is a great little gimmick for Mother’s Day, to remind you just how much you owe the woman who sacrificed everything to bring you into the world.

It’s from a fake organization called the American Coalition for Labor Reparations.  They have a website that calculates how much money you owe your mother for giving birth to you.

It assigns monetary values to everything from total hours of labor and your birth weight, to how many drinks she missed when she was carrying you.  When you’re done, you can email the results of the form to your mom.

Of course, you don’t have to pay her what the form says . . . but it would be a nice gesture.  Also, if you are planning to call her on Mother’s Day, they give you an 80% deduction on what you owe – so go call your mom!

Find out how much you owe your momma

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