At Comic-Con 2012, visitors were treated to a spectacle of sights, and apparently pamphlets. Of the items that some people are taking home is a pamphlet being circulated by a fundamentalist group. It claims that certain hobbies are doorways to demonic possession.

It reads:

Beloved, do not take part in any of these components of Satan's Spiritual Structure. They are doorways to demonic possession.

While some of the “hobbies” on the list make sense, many of them do not. They are:

Eastern religions, yoga, freemasonry, Illuminati groups, New Age religions, Church of Satan, Scientology, Voodoo, palmistry, Cyberpunk culture, vegetarianism (I wonder if that includes vegans or just vegetarians?), postmodernism, re-birthing, fire walking, levitation, vampirism, video games, Harry Potter, Dungeons and Dragons, fornication, rock music, heavy metal, Twilight films, and Goth culture. There are more, but it gives you a pretty good idea.

Buzzheads, because rock music and heavy metal are on that list, we’re clearly all screwed!

At least I’m not into the Twilight films, but I did read every Harry Potter book. If I went to the Scientologists, they may be able to help me rid myself of those demons, and then I’ll celebrate with a steaming plate of vegetables. Afterward, I’ll probably relax by playing one of the many video games on my computer.

[Huffington Post]