Canadian police understand that when you lock up a kid for beating up a mailbox while high on LSD, the worst thing you can do is keep him there after he comes down because he can't share any of that acid while he's being bars and I have a shining example of that assertion in today's "News of the WTF?".

Also in today's "News", I sympathize with a British woman who suffers from "Selective Eating Disorder" and loses it at the thought of eating anything other than cheese fries and I'm shocked to find out that it's actually NOT illegal to have sex with animals in Sweden - seriously.