If you need a quick laugh, check out this video of some German guy in his underwear, doing a cannonball into a pool that happens to be frozen solid. It ends in hilarity, just like you would expect.

Apparently he's expecting to break through it, but the ice doesn't break.  Then after he lands, he starts moaning that he hurt his, "arsch," which is the German word for . . . exactly what it sounds like.  Then the rest of the video is his friends laughing at him.

Watch this German guy do a cannonball into a frozen swimming pool: