Epic Meal Time has teamed up with Arnold Schwarzenegger to create an insanely huge sandwich called the Steak & Egger Sandwich. Using steak, ostrich eggs, cheese, bacon, and bread, the sandwich tops out at 78,583 calories and 4,172 grams of fat. Maybe it’s not the kind of thing you want to eat for breakfast.

During the event (and I am calling this an event), Arnold talks quite a bit about protein and pumping up muscles. After they were done chowing down on the sandwich, one of the guys got to take a ride in Arnold’s tank.

Clearly I’m in the wrong business because I’m not building impossibly huge sandwiches and taking tank rides with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

At 66-years-old, Arnold is proving that he’s still just as awesome as he was in his younger days, and showing off his sense of humor.