Elizabeth Taylor has died at the age of 79. I'll leave the kudos to people who knew more about her than me. I will tell you this is who your grandpa was spanking it to in the milking shed. Too much? Sorry, but he did. You might not even be here if Elizabeth Taylor didn' t give the old dog a bone. You simply have to click through and check out the trailer to Cleopatra featuring the whitest Egyptians you'll ever see.