What’s not to love about Eddie Vedder?  He’s a rock star, philanthropist, and now a BAD TATTOO.  From the IFC show “Portlandia” comes this tale of a tattoo that carries just a little too much emotional baggage for one lady.

In the video, a woman falls for the perfect guy.  He’s perfect, except that he has one spectacularly bad tattoo. This short is a “slow burn” so wait for it. Also, check out the fake Pearl Jam song that plays whenever the guy shows his Tattoo. Check it out: