James Wooten - you sir, are my hero.

I actually got a little jealous when I watched that video. My initial thought was, "Why the hell didn't I think of that?"...and then I remembered that my wife and I got married by the Justice of the Peace. But still, it would've been pretty kickass to style and profile around the Courthouse while promising to give my future bride a ride on Space Mountain later that night.

Alright fellas, the ante has been upped. To be the man, you gotta beat the man and as of right now, Mr. Wooten is the undisputed Internet Champion of the World.

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