Drunken Ardmore Man Tries to Trade Vodka for Girl Scout Cookies

When you just gotta have some Girl Scout cookies but the only currency you have is vodka.

Of course, vodka isn’t legal tender, but that didn’t stop 45-year-old Jerry Swanson from offering a little hooch in exchange for some delicious treats outside of a mall last weekend in Ardmore, Oklahoma.

None of the girls were harmed, but as you might imagine, Mr. Swanson found himself in handcuffs shortly after the proposal.

The dude was so drunk at the time that police said he didn’t even know what was going on. “He didn’t have anything to say about it, he didn’t even know what they were talking about,” Said Ardmore Police Captain Keith Ingle. “He was unsteady on his feet and basically had to place him in the police car and barely able to walk.”

I have to admit though, you haven’t lived until you’ve found yourself hammer drunk eating every single Girl Scout Cookie in sight – just buy ‘em when you’re sober.