Crazy/High Driver Plows Into Oklahoma Cop, Claims to be God

Getting all jacked up and stealing a car and then plowing said car into armed police officers before ultimately claiming to be God is no way to go through life, young lady.

Okay, maybe she's not so young. And maybe she's just damn crazy, but 41-year-old Stacey Ann Bunsey could have very well cost Sand Springs, Oklahoma Police Officer James Stacy his life. But miraculously, the officer walked away with only minor injuries.

It all started back on Friday when the Sand Springs Police Department received reports of a stolen SUV. Officer Stacy spotted the SUV and when he attempted to stop the vehicle, it became clear that the driver was trying to hurt or kill him, so he fired two shots at Bunsey (neither of which struck her), before she rammed his squad car and sent him tumbling to the ground.

After that, things got really weird. When officers approached the vehicle, she popped up through the sun roof and went to cussing 'em N.W.A. style before proclaiming "I'm God bitch!" That lead to a good ol' fashioned tasing followed by her handcuffed rendition of "Jesus Loves Me".

You know the old saying "I want some of what she's on?" Yeah, that doesn't apply here.

[via New York Daily News]