Cover That Saber of Yours With a Star Wars Condom

Are you a randy Jedi who's not in any hurry to rear your own little Padawan? These new Star Wars condoms will help take your sex life to a galaxy far, far away while keepin' it safe.

Whether you go full-on Chewbacca or you prefer for your junk to have more of a Mace Windu look, for a mere $2.99 you can wrap your "Obi-Wand" with the Yoda Condom, a rubber fit for a Jedi Master. Or, if you're more of a dark side of the Force kinda guy, you can go with Saber Skins, the obvious choice for a Sith Lord.

Of course, if the midichlorians are strong in you, you might as well save a few credits and buy in bulk. Each condom will set you back a mere $1.79 when you buy thirty or more.

Thanks to the folks at Graphic Armor, you'll avoid the awkward "I am your father" conversation with your own little Luke Skywalker by being smart, yet loyal to the Rebellion the next time the Force in your shorts awakens.

Yes, these are the condoms you're looking for.