Check Out This Monstrous Russian Military Sherp ATV [VIDEO]

As a proud US Navy veteran (and hardheaded American in general), I never thought I would ever be envious of Russia's military, but I was wrong - dead wrong.

While we have our fair share of rugged terrain here, the Russian countryside can be downright brutal and your run-of-the-mill Jeep or Humvee ain't gonna cut it. That's where the beast known as the Sherp all terrain vehicle comes in.

So if you're looking to get me something for Christmas...