Producer Joe found a website that had a list called "The 50 Worst Product Names Ever." The list has products from all over the world with some of the dumbest and craziest names of all time. Some of the gems include: "Creamy White Finishing Sauce, Butt Buddy, Vegetarian Swallow Balls, and Child Predator Hands."
A woman from Kingsport, Tennessee was arrested on April 1st, 2013 after attempting what could be described as the worst April Fools joke of the year. The woman called her sister claiming that she had murdered her husband and that they need to dispose of the body. The sister quickly called another relative and eventually the police were notified.
Free Beer and Hot Wings had Henry Rollins on their show today. Rollins is an American spoken word artist, musician, writer, comedian, actor, radio DJ, and activist. His career took off while he was the front man for the punk band, Black Flag. The gang talks to Rollins about everything from North Korea, to rape in the military, to pop culture.
Piñatas are dangerous as hell! That is the lesson that we need to learn of this disturbing video. Well, maybe that is the wrong lesson. The lesson should probably be "Don't use an aluminum bat to break a piñatas." Yeah, that sounds like a better lesson.
A local news station out of West Virginia recently did a riveting story on the North American Skin Flute, wait... What!? The anchor for the news station stops mid sentence as he realizes what he is saying. He says "The North American Skin... er actually, the flute." What kind of world do we live in where we can't talk about playing the skin flute on television? No world we want to live in, that's for sure.
Everybody loves a good prank, especially when the person who gets prank pulled on him has no filter or patience. For three years straight a son played a prank on his father for April Fools day. And every year, the dad fell for the same prank. The son would rubber band the hand held sprayer hose so that when his father would turn on the water to wash his hands, the water would rush out of the sprayer as opposed to the faucet. Good stuff, well done kid.
I thought I had a bad name for jokes (my last name is Bohner... mispronounced as "boner.") But I got nothing on MMA fighter Danny Mainus (mispronounced as "my anus.") Famous MMA commentator, Michael Schiavello, didn't dwell on the fact that the fighter's name was Mainus. But he did use the incorrect pronunciation of his name, which lead to some awesome statements during the fight.
I have had it with these mother-#$%^&* snakes on this mother-#$%^&* plane! - Samuel L. Jackson. A homeowner in Bowie County, Texas had the same sentiment as Jackson when she doused a snake in her house with gasoline and lit it on fire. Little did she know that the snake would then flee into a brush pile and start her home ablaze.
Andrew Wardle boasts that he has slept with over 100 women, yet he does not have a Willie. Andrew was born without a penis. According to The Sun, his birth defect "has caused him mental anguish, even driving him to the brink of suicide." Despite his defect, Andrew still managed to bed over 10 women. He used drug use as an excuse, claiming that he couldn't take things too far because he "couldn't rise to the occasion."
Zane's Son had his wisdom teeth pulled over the weekend. And with that procedure, comes some pretty heavy sedation. He was a little bit loopy after the the surgery, so Zane thought it would be the perfect opportunity to bust out the camera and start shooting. It's no 'David after the Dentist' video, but it's still got that sedation charm to it.
Happy birthday to "Huge Anus," the 10-year-old boy from Los Angeles. Or at least that is what KTLA wants you to think... The weather man from the Los Angeles station fell for one of the oldest pranks in the book when he announced the 10 birthday of "Hue Jaynus" live on television. The anchor man quickly realized the error and couldn't hold back his laughter. The anchor woman struggled with the joke but eventually claimed that she got it... I doubt it, though.
One of the guys' favorite comedians, Lewis Black, joined them this morning on the show. They talked to Black about upcoming shows, the Papal election, his writing career, his early days, and much more. Check out the interview after the jump.
