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Fish are turning up dead at Lake Wichita (exactly how does something "turn up dead"?).  A strain of "golden algae is said to be to blame. The RockShow has much deeper thoughts on the subject.  Check it out after the jump.

Does your boss yell?  Maybe he looks down your shirt?  Or maybe, like our boss, he likes to yell down our shirts. We don’t really even know how to respond to that. Does your boss have something annoying about him you’d like to change?

Ah, those frisky teens. What with their switchblades and twistin’ around the maltshop. There’s just no telling what kind of fads their going to latch onto next. You’d think they’d have thought of all the ways to be hoodlums that are possible, but you’d be wrong!

Probably the single most iconic image from the Iraq war was the toppling of the giant Saddam Hussein statue. It was exciting but also scary (it looked like that big ass statue might fall over and crush someone). I’m sure you remember the exact moment when this event happened. The real question is though, do you know what happened to the statue?

Have you ever thought about or actually changed your name? Some people switch to their middle name, or even go by a nickname. I was never that happy with my first name (Wes) because it was never available on those little vanity license plates for bikes. Yeah, it gave me a complex and made me feel weird at a very young age.

Do you remember the horror stories from back in the day about people having their sneakers stolen?  It seemed that everyday, somebody was beat up or held at gunpoint for a pair of kicks.  Well, welcome to the 2000′s where the thieves are now targeting iPhones & iPads.

There’s all kinds of cook stuff you can make at home.  The first desktop computer was made in a garage.  People have build boats and cars.  Let’s not also forget those people experimenting with crazy chemicals.  One thing you probably shouldn’t build is a MACHINE OF DEATH.  More after the break.

Leave it to Heathen!  Not just one, but two stories IN one about love toys.  Find out why they aren’t a problem, then find out how they can be a problem.  Heathen has the story next:

You ever dig at a splinter? How about pull a nail too far down? Maybe you dug at some other little tiny weirdness on yourself? I would think that those things, while being a little gross, are still a little understandable. I would think that you would quit digging once you got down to a certain level. More after the jump.

Women are crazy. There, I said it.  Have you ever seen a woman come down on another woman for being too flirty?  We have a doozy of a story for you after the jump.

I really enjoyed the first few Anne Rice Vampire books.  Even the movie “Interview With The Vampire” is a classic.  For a while it kind of made Anne Rice the defacto “vampire authority”.  Now she has some thoughts to share.  More after the jump.

I don’t know if you can do this in the U.S., but I hope not.  An elderly woman has sued her kids for “elder support” and WON!  This sucks and it could happen to you!  More after the jump.