I can honestly say that I just spent six minutes of my life watching a Twilight movie and I have no regrets whatsoever.

I say that, not as a hater of pop culture phenomenons, but as someone who mistakenly spent a few minutes watching one of the damn things all the while wondering when the f--- it was gonna get scary. Sorry, but you're not tricking this horror film lover into watching some chick flick just because it happens to involve the undead.

Thanks to the geniuses Bad Lip Reading for once again for making me lol (which is no easy task).