I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
Smokin’ Poll: How Much Multi-Tasking Do You Do On The Can?
Some people just “hit it and quit it”, but a lot of people will check messages, read, or play Angry Birds while on the can. What about you? Do you get some extracurriculars done while doing the doo? Yeah, it’s unsanitary, but it happens, so tell us “How Much Multi-Tasking Do You Do On The Can?”
More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.
Hey, There’s A 300 Pound Naked Man In Wal-Mart [AUDIO]
Great headline huh? Although I’m sure some of you have seen equally weird stuff in Wallyworld. The problem always is, how do you deal with a large naked guy? You certainly don’t want to tackle him. Maybe that’s what he planned all along, he just figured, “if they’re going to catch me, I’m going to rub my business on them”. More after the jump.
Do Not Pee Inside A Powerstation [AUDIO]
The man in today’s story is obviously a junkie, so he’s not making the best “life” choices to begin with. His second bad choice, besides the heroin, was peeing on some electrical equipment. More after the jump.
Cat Politely Asks For Attention [VIDEO]
I got to admit I like cats. I like dogs too, but I find cats a bit more interesting. The cat in this video is really cool and looks like it’s asking politely for attention. More after the jump.
Man Steals Dog [AUDIO]
I’m glad we don’t get much of what I’d call “street crime” around here. I’m talking about being robbed while walking in a park or just down the street. Sure, we have plenty of crime, but I feel relatively safe going about my daily business. In some place, it’s just a fact of life that you’re going to get held up or mugged on occasion. Read more after the jump.
Smokin’ Poll: What Story Do You Think Would Make A Good Movie?
We’re leaving this one pretty much wide open. Have you read a fairy tale, book, comic book, or even played a video game with a storyline that would make a good movie? We’d like you to play big Hollywood producer and tell us “What Story Do You Think Would Make A Good Movie?
More general info about the Smokin’ Poll after the click.
Smokin’ Poll: What’s In Your Front Left Hand Pocket Right Now?
No cheatin’! The minute you read this, reach into your front left pocket and tell us what you come up with. If you don’t have a pocket or aren’t wearing pants, then just write that. Most people keep what little stuff they have in their right hand pocket, so this could be interesting or a total bust, but tell us “What’s in your front left hand pocket right now”?
90 Year Old Bad Ass Shot, Then Shoots Assailant [AUDIO]
Evidently Superman is real and he’s a 90 year old badass. This old guy gets SHOT IN THE HEAD then goes and gets his gun and fill the criminal full of lead! That’s not the whole story either, there is plenty more. This must be what they mean by the “Greatest Generation”. More after the jump.
Man Performs Service For Return Of Phone [AUDIO]
You can’t even prepare yourself for this story. A man has his cell phone stolen. The man agrees to do something to get it back, and the rest you have to hear. This is one for the record books. More after the jump.
Korn "Way Too Far" And "Chaos Lives In Everything" Lyric Videos
I’m “eating some words” here. I initially said that the three Skrillex tracks on the new Korn “The Path To Totality” c.d. were the only good ones. I’m going to add this one to the list, and after this, I’m going to go back and give the c.d. a couple more listens. What makes this stick out a little less than the Skrillex tracks (Get Up, Narcissistic Cannibal, Chaos Lives In Everything) is the wa
Heathen Gets His Turn As "Worst Dad Ever" [AUDIO]
Okay, truth be told, this could have happened to anyone. As a matter of fact, something similar has probably happened to you or someone you love. It’s just Heathen’s “Turn” to look like a complete assh@le. More after the jump.
Can A "Hole" Get Cancer? [AUDIO]
Once again a simple question goes sideways on the RockShow. The question started out simple enough, it was something to the effect of “does excess ear wax mean anything”. From that point everything went downhill rather quickly. It was fun though. Check it out after the jump.