Steven Bohner
Danish Girls Go Topless To Help Control Speeding [FBHW]
The Danish have long been known to be a liberal people. They have a history of tolerance towards sex, drinking, and even speeding. In fact, speeding has turned into such a problem in the country that a group of women known as the "Speed Control Bikini Bandits" are working to slow motorists down.
Casino Blunder Causes Two Men To Win A Million Dollars [FBHW]
Over the weekend, a Cincinnati casino accidentally awarded a $1 million prize to the wrong person. Kevin Lewis was the lucky winner of the million dollar prize, but what the casino didn't anticipate is that there were two men named Kevin Lewis who entered in the contest. The Kevin Lewis that was there for the drawing was assumed to be the correct Kevin Lewis and awarded the prize.
Producer Joe’s Vegas Vacation [FBHW]
This morning on the show, Producer Joe recapped his Vegas Vacation from the weekend. Joe headed out to the land of sin for his buddy's bachelor party. After several delays at the airport Joe made it to the hotel in Vegas late. Once he arrived he saw that the bachelor was already close to passed out. Joe took it upon himself to find something to do...
Producer Joe Tells Jokes Written By The Sexist Joke Computer [FBHW]
A computer has been created by scientists at the University of Edinburgh that is designed to write one-liner jokes. The computer specializes in writing jokes that compare men or women to an object. Producer Joe loved these jokes so much that he decided to head out on the street to share these jokes with the public.
‘I ❤ Head’ Campaign Signs Being Stolen During Phoenix City Council Election [FBHW]
A Phoenix City Council candidate designed a campaign sign that is turning heads and ultimately being stolen off of lawns. The campaign sign reads "I ❤ Head," which is a double entendre because the candidates name is Austin Head. Clever. The campaign ads are so popular, Head is being asked to put his message on t-shirts as well.
Detroit Reporter Performs Worst Interview Ever [FBHW]
A Detroit TV news station sent out a green reporter to a county fair to do a piece on the morning news. The piece started out decent enough, with the reporter sitting on a ladder talking to a stilt walker at the fair. The interview quickly turned South as the reporter and the stilt walker both began to stumble over their words. The interview continued to get worse eventually hitting it's peak w
The Dumbest Bank In America Foreclosed On The Wrong House [FBHW]
An Ohio bank made a huge error last week when they foreclosed on the wrong person's home. The bank sent repo men to the house to remove the belongings and to change the locks. The bank claims that the repo men got confused with the GPS system they were using and ended up at the wrong address.
Giant KFC Bucket Shows Up In Woman’s Front Yard [FBHW]
A woman from Waynesboro, Georgia was shocked to find a massive 7-foot-tall Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in her front yard. The woman has no idea how the bucket arrived, but it has become a local tourist landmark. People have frequently been stopping by and taking photos with it. The woman's landlord plans on having it mounted on a pole to be permanently displayed for all to see.
Professional Golfer Hunter Mahan Leaves Canadian Open For Birth Of His Child [FBHW]
Professional golfer, Hunter Mahan, left the Canadian Open prematurely on Sunday despite leading the tournament. Hunter withdrew from the $1,000,000 tournament while having a two-stroke lead. Hunter bowed out before the tournament on Sunday. His daughter was born at 3:26am Sunday morning.
New York City Is Offering Prescriptions For Fruits And Vegetables [FBHW]
Two New York City hospitals are participating in a national program that allows doctors to prescribe fruits and vegetables to patients. The patients they will be targeting with these prescriptions will be high-risk, low-income patients. The patients prescriptions can be exchanged for "Health Bucks" to be spent at local farmers markets.
Free Beer And Hot Wings Remember Dennis Farina’s Old Style Beer Commercials [FBHW]
The guys were sad to learn that, actor and former Chicago police officer, Dennis Farina died yesterday at the age of 69. Free Beer and Hot Wings had the pleasure of having Farina on the show as a guest a few years back. They recall him being a genuinely nice guy that everyone really enjoyed talking to. Dennis Farina was best known for his roles on Law and Order and his performance in Snatch.
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Who Does Your Personal Grooming? [FBHW]
Everyone has their own grooming practices. Some people will only groom visible hair, others will completely remove all the hair from their bodies. Cosmopolitan recently published an article claiming that a lot of a man's grooming is conducted by a girlfriend or spouse. They stated that 49% of women trim or pluck a man’s nose hairs, 38% trim or pluck his ear hair, and 23% scrape dead skin off hi