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Woman Suffers From Rare Medical Condition That ‘Punches Her Ticket’ 100 Times a Day
Well boys, we finally found her – the one girl you can get off without being well versed in the Kama Sutra or hung like a race horse.
Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys
There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous.
Students Forced to Trim Teacher’s Pubic Hair
It should always been considered suspicious when a cut rate beauty school charges a person up the yang hole to attend their classes, and then upon cashing their check, hands them a set of clippers and insists they shave the instructor’s pubes prior to expelling them for no good reason.
Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation
Anti-masturbation devices, such as the one pictured up top, were used in the stained glass days of the Victorian sex age, where everyone from scholars, Catholic porno cults and Cloister prostitutes believed that masturbation caused the degeneration of civil society by inflicting the rosy palm populous with physical and mental disorders and venereal disease.
Man Mangles His Manhood Shooting Off Firecrackers From His Butt
Make no mistake about it — there have been many parties that have gone from bad to worse simply because they involve a wild, liquored-up orgy full of sadistic pyromaniacs with only half a brain between them.
Colorado Theater Shooting Survivor Sees ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Different Theater the Very Next Day
Sometimes in the wake of a tragic event, the only thing a person can do is just throw caution to the wind and continue to live life.
That is exactly what 16 year old Justin Davis did – after less than a day since narrowly escaping the Aurora, Colorado theater shooting, the hardcore Batman fanatic got himself back in front of the big screen at another Colorado theater to finish ‘The Dark Knight Ris
TSA Thinks the World’s Largest Schlong is a Terrorist Threat
If you think you have a hard time getting through airport security, wait until you try getting through it packing the world’s largest pecker – because that is exactly what happened to Jonah Falcon.
The U.S. Government Cracks Down on Penis Pump Fraud
Well guys, the jig is up!
The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade.
According to the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the annual spending on pecker erector sets has gone up from $7...
Can You Guess that Breast?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 20-year-old supermodel who was born in the Midwest town of St. Joseph, Michigan and was raised in Melbourne, Florida.
Can You Guess That Breast?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 32-year-old bombshell who is considered by some to be one of the most sexiest women in the world. She is most definitely a relevant piece of class and her jugs, well, they go beyond the look of iconic...
Texas Strip Clubs Now Have a $5 ‘Pole Tax’
Strip club patrons in Houston, Texas are getting the shaft – or the pole.
Sleep in Pamela Anderson’s Bed for $50,000 a Month
How much money would you pay to sniff Pamela Anderson’s bed sheets?