Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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The Full Trailer for "Total Recall" Is Here [VIDEO]
So we’ve finally moved past the teaser parts of this movie. We finally have a full trailer for the Colin Farrell version of “Total Recall”. It also has Kal Penn from Harold and Kumar in it so that’s cool. Plus it looks pretty close to the original, but I guess we’ll have to see. I’m still waiting for the th
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Early Video of Nine Inch Nails From "Dance Party USA" Makes it to the Web [VIDEO]
For you old-schoolers, this is awesome! Its a video from the 1980′s with a very young Nine Inch Nails appearing on a cheesy show called “Dance Party USA”. This is reportedly even before “Pretty Hate Machine” was recorded, which is the album it was later on. In discussing the soon to be
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Korn’s Former Drummer David Silveria has a new Project Called Infinika and they’re not bad [VIDEO]
Ok I have to admit that I first started watching this video because of the uber-hot guitar playing chick in a leather bikini top.
Third Man Label Releases Record to Spin at 3 RPM. This is the Dumbest Idea EVER! [VIDEO]
Jack White’s Third Man Records released a compilation album of all of their songs from their Blue Series. I have no idea what that is but even they must not like it very much.
Tenacious D Are Back! [VIDEO]
In a star-studded short film titled “To Be The Best” Tenacious D sort-of, formally, not -really announce their return. Plus there’s a new record coming too! “Rize Of The Fenix” is due May 15th, but that’s not important!
The important part is that they go
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New Trailer for "The Dictator" [VIDEO]
A second trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen’s “The Dictator” is out. It shows more of the movie plot this time which is even funnier.
Here’s the Teaser Trailer for the new "Total Recall" Movie [VIDEO]
Yes this is the new thing. They have started releasing teasers for trailers. I guess you have to build the hype for the hype. So here’s the teaser trailer for the trailer for the new “Total Recall”. It stars Colin Farrell as the Arnold Schwarzenegger character, plus Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Bryan Cranston, and Ethan Hawke. The line-up look
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Aaron Lewis Is Releasing Another Country Album, Here’s the First Single [VIDEO]
Yeah he’s doing it again. Aaron Lewis is releasing another country thing, this time a it’s a full length cd. So now you get 10 full songs, and he even wrote 9 of them. Kind of typical with country music isn’t it? He’s even offering a free download of the single “Red, White, And Blue” if you like the record company’s facebook page. I, however, have taken that bullet for y
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Jet Have Broken Up [VIDEO]
Australian 2 hit wonders Jet have called it quits.
According to their website, “After many successful years of writing, recording and touring we wish to announce our discontinuation as a group . . . thank you, and goodnight.”
The writers of the hits “Are You Gonna Be My Girl”, and “Cold Hard Bitch” Are moving on to something else. SO here’s a flashback to their fir
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New Soundgarden Snippet Found on the Web [AUDIO]
Soundgarden have returned with their first song in almost 16 years! It is definitely vintage Soundgarden, yet it somehow doesn’t sound like it’s straight out of the grunge era.
Watch An Entire Godsmack Concert Right Here [VIDEO]
I know its rare that any of us have an hour an a half to just screw around during work. But this is one of those times that you could watch this in little pieces all day long and get zero work done while still looking like you were doing something
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Tool’s Danny Carey Shows His Skills in This Vic firth Video [VIDEO]
Tool’s insane drummer Danny Carey did a series of videos for drum stick maker Vic Firth. What’s really cool is they set up a camera behind his set at a show and most of what you can hear is the drums.