Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Metallica Film Short Intro For Virginia Tech Football [VIDEO]
Whether this is just because they’re nice guys, or maybe there’s a little guilt over a missing student (read below), Metallica has done a cool quick intro for Virginia Tech football.
Weird New Teaser Trailer for the Re-Release of Iowa [VIDEO]
Slipknot is re-releasing Iowa on November 1st. So far there’s been a lot of weird teasers for the big release. This is one of them that’s kind of cool. It’s 30 seconds of them backstage before a show and it makes sure that you can’t see anyone’s face, almost.
Metallica Fan Cuts Lou Reed From "The View" and it Still Sucks [AUDIO]
I didn’t think that the Metallica-Lou Reed Collaboration could get any worse. Now listen to this and tell me what you think.
Jane’s Addiction Perform "Stop" Live on Jimmy Kimmel [VIDEO]
If you watch Jimmy Kimmel then you probably already saw Jane’s Addiction play live. You didn’t, however, see them play “Stop”. It was broadcast on the web mostly and I have that video here for you. If you’re a JA fan then this will rock. If you’re not then you suck.
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I still haven’t seen part 1, but I want to real bad. So here comes #2 and it looks even worse. They are totally taking it to the next level. It’s about a guy named Martin who is a fan of the first movie and decides to try an experiment of his own. I’m pretty
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Mini Metallica Rocks! [VIDEO]
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The Joy Formidable is Dave Grohl’s Favorite New Song. Could it be Yours? [VIDEO]
I actually dig this song. It’s not nearly as heavy as In This Moment or something, but when they kick it in towards the end they blow it up nicely.
Dave Grohl liked this song so much that he booked them to open for the Foo Fighters on a string of dates.
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The New Bad Lip Reading Video Hits Michelle Bachmann [VIDEO]
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Five Finger Death Punch has released two brand new songs from their third studio album, American Capitalist. Their new album is dropping next Tuesday (October 11th). Right after that they hit the road for the 48 Hours Festival in Las Vegas on the 15th before kicking off the Share The Welt tour on October 16th in San Francisco...
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New Serj Tankian Single "Total Paranoia" from the New "Batman-Arkham City" Soundtrack [AUDIO]
It’s been a while since we heard from Serj, or really anybody in SOAD. Serj has, however, kept working including this track he did for the new “Batman” video game. He sounds just like Serj sounds. Not bad, but it could use more punch if you ask me. I mean it has no
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Bad Lip Reading Is Today’s Website of the Day! [VIDEO]
I’ve never heard of this site but it is today’s favorite hands down! The site is called Bad Lip Reading and that’s pretty much what it does. It takes video of people and then adds what it thinks they’re saying. I’ve only watched the Rick Perry one but it is hilarious! It’s nothing offensive eithe
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