Bri Teresi — Babe of the Day
This self-proclaimed "Instagram Queen" has a great sense of humor and a fondness for underboob. Long live the queen, y'all.
Amanda Lee — Babe of the Day
If you think this job is easy, you try to concentrate on writing with dat booty staring you down. It ain't easy.
Courtney Allegra — Babe of the Day
If you've been waiting to see an oiled up, bikini-clad babe give a tongue bath to a Cinnabon -- your prayers have been answered.
Total Perv Busted Having Sex With a Horse
Some guys are breast men, some are leg men and a precious few are hoof men.
Lindsey Pelas — Babe of the Day
Prediction: Every picture on she posts on Instagram will be framed in the Babe Hall of Fame someday.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Renee Somerfield — Babe of the Day
It's kind of her job to make swimwear look appealing. We can't think of a single person in history that's been better suited for their profession of choice.
Olya Abramovich — Babe of the Day
This arousing Russian is so hot she could've single-handedly melted the cold war.
Ola Kowal — Babe of the Day
We couldn't read anything on her website, but body language is universal.
Demi Rose Mawby — Babe of the Day
This busty British babe has a pretty American biography. You know, the old "post hot pictures to Instagram, become Insta-famous, launch a modeling career, start dating a rapper, launch a music career" thing? It's a tale as old as time here in the states.
Haylie Noire — Babe of the Day
This Belgian beauty might just be allergic to clothing. Seriously, you guys. She doesn't like wearing clothes.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.