Wanna get back at your ex? Blame her for planting a handgun in your son's toys in his carry-on luggage before you board a plane. Or I guess if you're the wife you can actually plant a handgun in hopes that your husband will spend a little time in the slammer. Either way, someone's getting f**cked over. I give you the nuts and bolts of that story in today's edition of the "News of the WTF?". I also tell you about a dumbass that decided to jump in front of his ex ol' lady's SUV to keep her from voting and I give you the rundown on an old perv who gets his rocks off talking to 911 operators.