Oh, Alex Jones. He's a pioneer. He’s an explorer. He's sick of chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay and he's also revealed he 'had over 150 women' by the time he turned 16.

Recently Jones was explaining his theory that people are nothing more than children until they turn about 40. However, this of course does not apply to him. No, according to the man who likes to fight and have children, he was already a man at age 16 because he didn't want to party and was dating college girls at 15.

Jones explained that biologically, we are supposed to procreate by age 16 and if you don’t, "there's something wrong with you." We should probably get Neil deGrasse Tyson in on that one, but we'll play along for now.

Jones then went on a long tangent trying to explain his version of how aging works. He said you go through college, get a job, pay off debts and figure out your life and after all  of that "by the time you hit 16 at 40—I’m giving you the big knowledge, folks—at 40, on average—and they do this by design—you are the equivalent of a 16-year-old.” 

It doesn't make much sense to us either, but we wouldn't dare piss off Alex Jones.