Some people are just plain stupid and it's my job to identify them in an effort to keep them from reproducing. In the newest edition of the "News of the WTF?" I sympathize with a man who is being forced to get rid of his pet goat, I'll spin a tale about a robber who was kind enough to show his ID to the clerk and the award for stupidest sumbitch on the planet goes to a jackass who thought it was a good idea to impersonate a cop and inadvertently pull over a couple of real cops.