Men, cross your legs before reading any further...

In a report from the International Journal of Surgery Cases, a 70-year-old Australian man was admitted to a Canberra hospital with bleeding from his urethra.  The cause?  He reportedly inserted a 4-inch fork (handle first) into his pee hole for sexual gratification.  The elderly man went to the hospital 12 hours after inserting the fork, which was so far up it wasn't visible.  The doctors were able to safely remove the fork using forceps and "copious lubrication", while the man was awake.

Don't believe me?  Here's a picture you'll never forget (GRAPHIC), and the X-ray!

According to the report, the fork is not even the craziest thing that has been removed from a man's member.  There are documented cases of pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots, and snakes being removed after purposely inserted.

via Huffington Post and NY Daily News