Teen Caught Trying to Have Sex with a Stuffed Horse at Walmart

Kids nowadays man, not even the stuffed animals are safe anymore.

Horny teenagers man, sometimes they just can't control themselves. 19-year-old Sean Johnson was walking around his local Walmart when he noticed a stuffed animal. I don't know if it was the look the horse gave to Sean, but he just had to give it to that horse right there. The only reason we know is because Sean got busted and the official report reads like this.

At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.

The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.

After being arrested, Johnson later confessed in a written statement that he “did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” He also stated, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”