I've been told Diet Coke will kill me, so before coming to the studio I stopped by Super Target to pick up a sandwich and some fancy health/energy drinks. I'm not really one to buy fancy drinks - I think froo froo Starbucks coffee drinks are a waste of money and many other drinks are popular mostly because they look aesthetically appealing...
A dude hunting for "edible" mushrooms in Canada happened across one that weighed in at 57.4 pounds and he can say whatever the hell he wants but we all know he hit a hallucinogenic gold mine.
On today's edition of the "News of the WTF?" I reveal that Starbucks is much manlier than I've been giving them credit for. I'll also tell you a story about a man, a lost set of car keys and a strip joint, and I'll introduce you to the all new Shitter App.